Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Skin Game

'Dermatologist tested'
Is what a company
Put on the package
Of its goop for acne

Molly was shopping
And here's what she read:
'Skin science dudes
Prove it kills blackheads'

Had she followed the asterisk
She would have known
Just what was meant
By the words shown

'We sent samples to doctors
Whom we never heard back from
We chose not to say so
On advice from our ad firm'

She bought it and took it
Right home with her then
And daily she used it
To wash off her skin

She used it and used it
And what do you know
It worked just as well
As those other soaps

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